“I’ve encouraged the president: ‘Mr. President, lock arms with me. Let’s jump out of the boat together’ “ — John Boehner, talking about devastating cuts to government programs that help non-rich people
News Flash: jumping out of a boat really sucks! Better idea: stay in the boat. When we’re on the boat, there’s a boat — dryness, non-drowning, etc. When we jump out, we’re in the water!
Let’s just, uh, not jump. Boat seems to be working all right.
Too bad Democrats will just keep caving.